Toe Jam

Toenail Tonic Toast!

Just had a fun, frank party with plenty of tasty Toenail Tonics for all! What's in one, you ask? Let's just say the secret ingredient is imported from Planet Fungeye and has a magical effect on all who sip one – especially JP, Chuck, Andy, Gretchen and Todd pictured here!

Chicago Package Crackin'

 

I was a bit jealous that that Brian and John got the opportunity to flip through the pages of the freshly-printed book before I could.  The party just didn't cut it when experienced over a cell phone, but John quickly sent me a few copies, so I got my fix.

That Canadian ink and glue definitely have a special perfumy quality... well, if you can make it out under all that Toenail Fairy stench.  I've experienced this book first-hand & it's seriously awesome! 

Great job Brian, John, André, and Gaétan (and Transcontinental in general)!

-Michael

Book buyer #1: Sherri from Medtronic!

OK, next to the scent of fresh Canadian ink we inhaled when the first 100 books arrived this morning, I'll also always remember the scent of the first 16 bucks we sold the first book for this afternoon.

Thank you Sherri and your 11-year-old son, Austin! You guys have to check in soon and share your thoughts about the book. Toenail fairies throughout Planet Fungeye are glued to their TDS', gnawing on their own grimy fingernails ... watching & waiting to hear what kids think of their story!

- John

Crate-cracking ceremony: the books are here!!!

Ooooooo, fresh Canadian ink! It's a scent I'll remember the rest of my life.

One hundred copies of the book arrived today and Brian, Michael (on the Blackberry) and I had a little cornball, crate-cracking ceremony.

Thank you André and Gaétan at our printer Transcontinental in Sherbrooke, Quebec. You guys nailed this for us!

Newest TJ fans!

Meet Jack & Ben ... two of TJ's newest fans.

Ready for our visit on April 1st?

Guess it's official: we'll be landing in Funkley, MN on April 1st for a grand, gross gig to celebrate Terry Finkle being the first kid to ever lose a toenail and a tooth at the same time. It's true. And we're gonna make sure he gets treated right!