Toe Jam

Fresh toenail shipment for MESPA

Just in from Planet Fungeye: a fresh shipment of toenails – inspected and disinfected by toenail fairy #13. They better be! They're headed straight for Rochester, MN where members of the southeast Minnesota MESPA group (MN Elementary School Principal Association) will be studying the specimens for their Planet Fungeye authenticity. If deemed to be the real thing, Toe Jam and The Toenail Fairies just might get invited to a few more elementary schools to tell their tale. If not, back to Planet Fungeye the toenails will go.

What do toenail fairies do with disinfected toenails? While they just don't have the ripe, raw flavor of infected toenails, I've heard that they add a lovely texture to Toenail Tonics, Fungus Froths and the batter used for Hangnail Strips.

- John

The Learning Behind the Grossness

Not only is Toe Jam & The Toenail Fairies a festering, moldy story that reluctant readers ages 7 - 11 (mostly boys!) who love to read, but it's loaded with these Key Learning Themes:

And those other stories bubbling out of Picklefeather Press? They're new books coming soon!