Thank goodness we had plenty of Toenailnaftate Antifungal Spray on hand! A fresh shipment of toeanails from Planet Fungeye arrived just in time for our National Night Out event. The house was swarming with kids kinda curious, kinda grossed out by TJ, Korn, Gout and Rucas. But they hung in there: noses plugged and ears open. Thanks to all who joined the fun. Now get out there, play like you mean it and lose some toenails so we can see you again soon! (HEY! Sorry about that. TJ jumped online and typed in that last sentence.)
- John
Inspected & disinfected for your reading & wearing pleasure. 
They reek, but man, do they rock! 
Don't just sit there! 
