The decorations were up. The games were set. The jars were jammed with candy. The cake-walk course was complete. Edgerton Elementary was locked tight in anticipation of their huge, annual Spring Carnival kicking off the next morning.
And when the crowds arrived, there were some odd items added to the Silent Auction room: four hoodies, one each with a picture of Toe Jam, Korn, Gout and Rucas on the front. And yes, there was a strong odor coming from the corner of the room where the hoodies were hanging.
Bizarre. No one knew how they got there or who brought them. The maintenance team confirmed everything had been locked up the night before. It was a total mystery. But by the end of the carnival, four lucky bidders snatched them up ... four lucky kids (we think!) who will be among the first to be visited by TJ and The Toenail Fairies in Maplewood, MN when their book's published in April!
- John
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Inspected & disinfected for your reading & wearing pleasure. 
They reek, but man, do they rock! 
Don't just sit there! 
